NOT LONG TO GO

NOT LONG TO GO. Khali has advised me that if the baby does not come on the due date that we are going to have to take all the natural measures we can find to start labour. This includes running through a paddock of pennyroyal which is some type of grass that is supposed to start labour within 24 hours. If any of you have personal experience of something that worked for you let us know. I am sure any suggestions may come in handy....... Hope you are all great.

TE WAIRUA'S OVERDOSE

Te Wairua had a bit of a cold a few weeks ago and so in the middle of the night my wife gave him some cold medicine, then put the bottle on the bench in the kitchen. In the morning Te Wairua wandered into the kitchen and some how pried the bottle open and being the boozer that he is drank half the bottle. Luckily he came into the room to disturb his sleeping parents and bragged to them about self medicating himself or shall we say overdosing. We rushed him to the hospital and it subsequently took him about 10 hours to no longer be intoxicated. The black on his lips is the aftermath of the two cups of carbon that we had to bribe him to drink to absorb the medicine. Who would have ever know that marriage would bring such excitement. I think my hair is going gray. Hmm.